dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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