You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think your dad took our porno
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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