I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Success! We fucked roommates!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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