i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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