It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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