just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Dear god my vagina.
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