So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
high people should be assigned attendants
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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