I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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