ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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