The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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