Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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