There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
