problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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