please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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