Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
