White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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