Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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