would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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