Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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