I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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