And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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