This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You're like the curious george of whores
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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