I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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