I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
