arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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