Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
