4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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