in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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