But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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