Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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