Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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