you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
