Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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