3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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