We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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