Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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