i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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