did you get engaged???
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
then he tried to convert me to islam
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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