Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Randomize
