Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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