trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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