Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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