i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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