My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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