so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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