Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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