TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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