Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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