This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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