She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
