You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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