New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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