I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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