I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
