walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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